Darling I'll Stop Wearing All Black When They Invent a Darker Colour Women's Extended Shoulder T-Shirt XS-5XL

Let your wardrobe speak fluent sarcasm — softly, stylishly, and in all black, of course.

This relaxed-fit t-shirt features hand-drawn artwork by Kate — a sketched hand carrying the quote “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” — lettered in chalk-like strokes, designed to look like it’s written across a blackboard.

With its extended shoulder cut and soft rolled sleeve look, this tee is effortlessly cool and flattering. It drapes down the body with ease, making it perfect for off-duty days, layering over leggings, or half-tucking into a skirt and stompy boots.

Made from breathable 100% cotton, it combines comfort with sharp wit — just how we like it. As with all pieces in this collection, it’s printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days, with minimal waste and maximum attitude.

Key Features:

• Original hand-drawn design with handwritten quote by Kate
• “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” chalk-style print
• Extended shoulder fit with soft rolled sleeve finish
• Loose-fitting women’s cut for relaxed, flattering drape
• 100% cotton single jersey – soft and breathable
• Lightweight (approx. 140 gsm)
• Ethically printed to order in the UK (3–5 working days)
• Available in sizes XS to 5XL

Because black isn’t just a colour — it’s a perfectly styled warning.