Darling I'll Stop Wearing All Black When They Invent a Darker Colour Classic Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

For those of us who’ve found our signature shade — and won’t be talked out of it.

This bold unisex tee features a hand-drawn illustration of a hand bearing the words: “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour.” Sketched and lettered by Kate in chalk-style strokes, the design is made to look like it's scrawled across an old-school blackboard — raw, personal, and unapologetically goth.

Printed in crisp white on soft black cotton, this shirt is a walking manifesto for those who live in monochrome. Whether you’re throwing it on with black jeans, layering it over a fishnet top, or pairing it with statement leggings, this piece adds instant personality — and a touch of dark humour — to any look.

Made from heavyweight 100% cotton with a classic unisex fit, this t-shirt is printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days to reduce waste and support sustainable fashion choices.

Key Features:

• Original hand-drawn artwork by Kate with handwritten gothic quote
• “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” slogan
• Chalk-on-blackboard inspired print style
• Printed on a soft black unisex heavy cotton t-shirt
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton for comfort and durability
• Ethically printed to order in the UK (3–5 working days)
• Available in inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Dark humour. Classic comfort. Just the right amount of attitude.