For those of us who’ve found our signature shade — and won’t be talked out of it.
This bold unisex tee features a hand-drawn illustration of a hand bearing the words: “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour.” Sketched and lettered by Kate in chalk-style strokes, the design is made to look like it's scrawled across an old-school blackboard — raw, personal, and unapologetically goth.
Printed in crisp white on soft black cotton, this shirt is a walking manifesto for those who live in monochrome. Whether you’re throwing it on with black jeans, layering it over a fishnet top, or pairing it with statement leggings, this piece adds instant personality — and a touch of dark humour — to any look.
Made from heavyweight 100% cotton with a classic unisex fit, this t-shirt is printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days to reduce waste and support sustainable fashion choices.
Key Features:
Original hand-drawn artwork by Kate with handwritten gothic quote
“Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” slogan
Chalk-on-blackboard inspired print style
Printed on a soft black unisex heavy cotton t-shirt
100% pre-shrunk cotton for comfort and durability
Ethically printed to order in the UK (3–5 working days)
Available in inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Dark humour. Classic comfort. Just the right amount of attitude.
Sizing varies a great deal, not only between manufacturers but also between different styles from the same manufacturer. We try and give you as much information as we can on the product descriptions. If we feel a particular style runs on the tight side, we'll let you know on the listing. You can then use the guide below to get a better idea of what size to choose. If you need any help or advise, just drop us an email or fill in the contact us form. You can also shop by Ladies Size here.
This is another Radioactive Unicorn nail varnish and it's a lovely deep green that looks different under various lights. It covers well with 2 coats and a top coat of your choice. I think it's great for a Mano-Meno Mocha meets with mates or whenever you fancy. It just looks the biz
Very happy with this product and love the colour on me so I bought it again. It is a dark, matte mauve and a fraction darker than the image. The texture and smell is pleasant, and has decent staying power with some touch ups needed if eating a full meal.
Loved this dress , it looked amazing on and was more detailed than expected . The fit was true to size as was the length and I had loads of compliments as a spider queen , I also ordered last minute and the customer service was brilliant and it arrived in time . An all round great experience not just for Halloween but for my ever increasing goth wardrobe thanks
I’ve been purchasing from Kate’s for years and it’s top notch each time! Especially love that she stocks Radioactive Unicorn as I ADORE their cosmetics! 🖤🖤🖤
