For those of us who’ve found our signature shade — and won’t be talked out of it.
This bold unisex tee features a hand-drawn illustration of a hand bearing the words: “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour.” Sketched and lettered by Kate in chalk-style strokes, the design is made to look like it's scrawled across an old-school blackboard — raw, personal, and unapologetically goth.
Printed in crisp white on soft black cotton, this shirt is a walking manifesto for those who live in monochrome. Whether you’re throwing it on with black jeans, layering it over a fishnet top, or pairing it with statement leggings, this piece adds instant personality — and a touch of dark humour — to any look.
Made from heavyweight 100% cotton with a classic unisex fit, this t-shirt is printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days to reduce waste and support sustainable fashion choices.
Key Features:
Original hand-drawn artwork by Kate with handwritten gothic quote
“Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” slogan
Chalk-on-blackboard inspired print style
Printed on a soft black unisex heavy cotton t-shirt
100% pre-shrunk cotton for comfort and durability
Ethically printed to order in the UK (3–5 working days)
Available in inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Dark humour. Classic comfort. Just the right amount of attitude.
Sizing varies a great deal, not only between manufacturers but also between different styles from the same manufacturer. We try and give you as much information as we can on the product descriptions. If we feel a particular style runs on the tight side, we'll let you know on the listing. You can then use the guide below to get a better idea of what size to choose. If you need any help or advise, just drop us an email or fill in the contact us form. You can also shop by Ladies Size here.
I love the sleeves on this top and couldn't resist it! The quality was excellent (as always) , delivery really quick and size was perfect - I've never had any problems with the clothes I have ordered from Kate's Clothing
My husband bought me this for my birthday. I was a little unsure as it is a much lighter shade than I normally wear, but it looks absolutely fabulous with a black lip liner. It is now one of my favourite daytime lipsticks.
This was kindly added to my order as a bonus.
I absolutely love Katie's clothing and have been a customer for a long time. With such good items and top class customer service I intend to be a customer for a long while to come.
This skirt is gorgeous! It is a bit long but nothing i cant alter myself, the sizing is good too but as I've lost some weight I bought a size too big again nothing i can alter myself. I would recommend this skirt, the detailing is gorgeous and the velvet fabric is so soft! I cant wait to style this skirt 🖤🖤