Darling I'll Stop Wearing All Black When They Invent a Darker Colour Classic Hoodie

Who needs colour when you’ve got character?

Embrace your commitment to the dark side with the “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” hoodie. This bold piece features hand-drawn artwork by Kate — a detailed sketch of a hand inscribed with the now-iconic phrase, designed to look like it’s written in chalk on a blackboard.

The contrast of soft white print against deep black fabric gives this hoodie maximum goth energy — understated but with a bite. It's a love letter to those of us who never left the black phase behind, and don’t plan to.

Printed on a heavyweight cotton-blend hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit, this piece is made for layering, lounging, and looking effortlessly alternative. The hood is deep, the pocket is roomy, and the fabric is soft enough to wear from dusk till... well, dusk again.

Printed to order in the UK, each hoodie is made with sustainability in mind — so you can wear your darkness with pride and purpose.

Key Features:

• Original hand-drawn illustration and handwritten slogan by Kate
• “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design
• White chalk-style print on black hoodie
• Heavyweight 80% cotton / 20% polyester – soft, warm, and durable
• Relaxed unisex fit with large front pocket and drawstring hood
• Pre-shrunk and ethically produced with Fair Labour & Better Cotton certifications
• Printed to order in the UK (3–5 working days, low waste)
• Available in sizes S to 5XL

Witty. Comfortable. Uncompromisingly black.