Embrace your commitment to the dark side with the “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” hoodie. This bold piece features hand-drawn artwork by Kate — a detailed sketch of a hand inscribed with the now-iconic phrase, designed to look like it’s written in chalk on a blackboard.
The contrast of soft white print against deep black fabric gives this hoodie maximum goth energy — understated but with a bite. It's a love letter to those of us who never left the black phase behind, and don’t plan to.
Printed on a heavyweight cotton-blend hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit, this piece is made for layering, lounging, and looking effortlessly alternative. The hood is deep, the pocket is roomy, and the fabric is soft enough to wear from dusk till... well, dusk again.
Printed to order in the UK, each hoodie is made with sustainability in mind — so you can wear your darkness with pride and purpose.
Key Features:
Original hand-drawn illustration and handwritten slogan by Kate
“Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design
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I'm Not A Baby & I'm Not Bats! 👻 just Brain Fogged!
Was a bit hesitant about buying a Vegan Nail Polish as bought an expensive one about 15 years ago and it was a reeking, chipped disaster. Loved this glittery green/black colour but I would use a good quality top coat as my bargain basement beauty brand one did not provide a decent shine. Cue below is picture of my chunky toed trotter but this was rush job with no base or top coat.
Pumpkin Spice and all Radioactive Unicorns Better Than Nice
Bought this to step outside my comfort zone (I am useless at the winged look, unless they're my bingo wings). Again lovely cooling and soft and dried quickly and no smudge risk throughout gig full of inflatable pink kangaroo's and pigs and ever nasty spider limbed teacher. The eyeshadow is great, so far I am very impressed with the glowing Unicorns and Team Kate for their stellar customer service
Great liquid lipstick, stayed put through painkillers, five guys (the eaterie, thank you!), a vanilla milkshake, HRT's face-melting hormones and a horde of Senior Citizen's in Itchy Sweaters at Australian Pink Floyd gig! It felt soft and velvety and had great metallic tint and best of all it didn't dry my lips up into 2 shriveled, salted slugs! As ever, Kate and team provided 'crazy diamond' standard of customer service!
What can I say? Team Kate despatched items super quick so I tried them out at an Australian Pink Floyd gig....my eldest son didn't melt into a puddle of beard fur and there were no signs of deflated pink kangaroos/pigs. Was apprehensive about the nail varnish as some of ones I tried in past were useless and flaked off instantly, this one looked great under the venue lights, next time I'll use a better quality top coat though. Pumpkin spice eyeshadow was easy to apply and felt velvety soft and looked great and the holographic shimmer was a bit hypnotic for an Neurodivergent like myself. The metallic lippy was fantastic, it stayed put through food, drink, dreadful operatics (my son's not the backing singers!) and medications and hormonal HRT horrors. The lippy came off easily with creamy remover and didn't make my lips look like shriveled dead slugs. Another totally amazing experience with collaboration of Kate's & Unicorns
I Recently purchased the Dark in Love Camazotz Vampire Bat Shaped Caplet in Black & Blood Red. This cute little capelet is such a nice little addition to almost any skirt or dress, especially for Halloween/Samhain functions. However I'll happily wear it anytime to dress up an outfit.
I bought this for a themed party but it is so gorgeous, I can wear it all the time. I ordered 2 different sizes as I wanted a slighter tighter fit. The buckel details mean that you can tighten or loosen it so it will be great for various sizes. The quality is excellent and you can easily dress it up or down depending upon which top you wear with it.
I bought this for a themed party but actually love it so much I can wear it all the time. It is super stretchy so nice and warm. The bat detail is great and the chain detail makes it stand out.
This is supposed to be roomy… and it is! I thought just the collar was distressed but the body is a bit too, really love that. I see me wearing this one often!
Fit on this is perfect, true to size. The metallic finish looks like a deep blue, really gorgeous against black clothing. I’m so happy with this piece and am so excited to wear it!