Darling I'll Stop Wearing All Black When They Invent a Darker Colour Ladies Vest Top

Wear your favourite colour loud and sleeveless.

This fitted women’s vest top is perfect for anyone who considers black more of a lifestyle than a colour. Featuring original hand-drawn artwork by Kate — a sketched hand bearing the phrase “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” — this design is made to look like it’s scrawled in chalk across a well-worn blackboard. A little cheeky. A little defiant. Totally on brand.

Printed in chalky white on soft black cotton, this top features a fitted silhouette with side seams and durable rib-knit trim on the neckline and armholes. The straps are comfortable and proportioned: 3.8 cm wide on S–L and 4.4 cm on XL–2XL — so you get a flattering fit without sacrificing support.

Made from breathable, pre-shrunk jersey knit cotton, this vest is easy to wear, easy to layer, and easy to love. As always, it's printed to order in the UK, because slow fashion is our kind of fashion.

Key Features:

• Hand-drawn artwork and handwritten slogan by Kate
• “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” chalk-style design
• Fitted women’s vest with side seams and pre-shrunk jersey knit
• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 gsm) – breathable and soft
• Rib-knit trim applied to neckline and armholes
• Strap width: 3.8 cm (S–L), 4.4 cm (XL)
• Printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days
• Available in sizes S to XL

For when your wardrobe is 99% black and your attitude does the rest.