Soft, slouchy, and full of dark wit — this is gothic comfort with a sarcastic twist.
The “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design gets a relaxed makeover in this women’s wide-neck t-shirt, made for off-the-shoulder styling and effortlessly cool layering. Featuring hand-drawn artwork by Kate, the design mimics white chalk lettering across a blackboard — complete with a sketched hand delivering the message with elegant defiance.
The loose fit and wide round neckline flatter the shoulders and collarbone, while the lightweight 100% cotton single jersey fabric keeps things soft and breathable. Perfect for pairing with distressed jeans, layered necklaces, or worn tucked into high-waisted skirts — this tee is ready for coffee dates, graveyard strolls, or existential rants.
Printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days, it’s gothic fashion that’s low-waste, high-impact, and made to be lived in.
Key Features:
Original hand-drawn illustration with chalkboard-style handwritten quote
“Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design
Loose women’s fit with wide neckline – great for off-the-shoulder wear
100% cotton single jersey, soft and breathable
Lightweight (140 gsm) and easy to style
Printed to order in the UK using ethical, low-waste processes
Sizing varies a great deal, not only between manufacturers but also between different styles from the same manufacturer. We try and give you as much information as we can on the product descriptions. If we feel a particular style runs on the tight side, we'll let you know on the listing. You can then use the guide below to get a better idea of what size to choose. If you need any help or advise, just drop us an email or fill in the contact us form. You can also shop by Ladies Size here.
I love the sleeves on this top and couldn't resist it! The quality was excellent (as always) , delivery really quick and size was perfect - I've never had any problems with the clothes I have ordered from Kate's Clothing
My husband bought me this for my birthday. I was a little unsure as it is a much lighter shade than I normally wear, but it looks absolutely fabulous with a black lip liner. It is now one of my favourite daytime lipsticks.
This was kindly added to my order as a bonus.
I absolutely love Katie's clothing and have been a customer for a long time. With such good items and top class customer service I intend to be a customer for a long while to come.
This skirt is gorgeous! It is a bit long but nothing i cant alter myself, the sizing is good too but as I've lost some weight I bought a size too big again nothing i can alter myself. I would recommend this skirt, the detailing is gorgeous and the velvet fabric is so soft! I cant wait to style this skirt 🖤🖤
