Soft, slouchy, and full of dark wit — this is gothic comfort with a sarcastic twist.
The “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design gets a relaxed makeover in this women’s wide-neck t-shirt, made for off-the-shoulder styling and effortlessly cool layering. Featuring hand-drawn artwork by Kate, the design mimics white chalk lettering across a blackboard — complete with a sketched hand delivering the message with elegant defiance.
The loose fit and wide round neckline flatter the shoulders and collarbone, while the lightweight 100% cotton single jersey fabric keeps things soft and breathable. Perfect for pairing with distressed jeans, layered necklaces, or worn tucked into high-waisted skirts — this tee is ready for coffee dates, graveyard strolls, or existential rants.
Printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days, it’s gothic fashion that’s low-waste, high-impact, and made to be lived in.
Key Features:
Original hand-drawn illustration with chalkboard-style handwritten quote
“Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design
Loose women’s fit with wide neckline – great for off-the-shoulder wear
100% cotton single jersey, soft and breathable
Lightweight (140 gsm) and easy to style
Printed to order in the UK using ethical, low-waste processes
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This is another Radioactive Unicorn nail varnish and it's a lovely deep green that looks different under various lights. It covers well with 2 coats and a top coat of your choice. I think it's great for a Mano-Meno Mocha meets with mates or whenever you fancy. It just looks the biz
Very happy with this product and love the colour on me so I bought it again. It is a dark, matte mauve and a fraction darker than the image. The texture and smell is pleasant, and has decent staying power with some touch ups needed if eating a full meal.
Loved this dress , it looked amazing on and was more detailed than expected . The fit was true to size as was the length and I had loads of compliments as a spider queen , I also ordered last minute and the customer service was brilliant and it arrived in time . An all round great experience not just for Halloween but for my ever increasing goth wardrobe thanks
I’ve been purchasing from Kate’s for years and it’s top notch each time! Especially love that she stocks Radioactive Unicorn as I ADORE their cosmetics! 🖤🖤🖤
