Darling I'll Stop Wearing All Black When They Invent a Darker Colour Wide Neck Womens T-Shirt

Soft, slouchy, and full of dark wit — this is gothic comfort with a sarcastic twist.

The “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design gets a relaxed makeover in this women’s wide-neck t-shirt, made for off-the-shoulder styling and effortlessly cool layering. Featuring hand-drawn artwork by Kate, the design mimics white chalk lettering across a blackboard — complete with a sketched hand delivering the message with elegant defiance.

The loose fit and wide round neckline flatter the shoulders and collarbone, while the lightweight 100% cotton single jersey fabric keeps things soft and breathable. Perfect for pairing with distressed jeans, layered necklaces, or worn tucked into high-waisted skirts — this tee is ready for coffee dates, graveyard strolls, or existential rants.

Printed to order in the UK within 3–5 working days, it’s gothic fashion that’s low-waste, high-impact, and made to be lived in.

Key Features:

• Original hand-drawn illustration with chalkboard-style handwritten quote
• “Darling, I’ll stop wearing all black when they invent a darker colour” design
• Loose women’s fit with wide neckline – great for off-the-shoulder wear
• 100% cotton single jersey, soft and breathable
• Lightweight (140 gsm) and easy to style
• Printed to order in the UK using ethical, low-waste processes
• Available in black or white, sizes XS to 5XL

Easy to wear. Impossible to ignore.